Get ready for the craziest showdown of all time, folks! It's our hero, the legendary Uni, facing off against a blank slate, an empty canvas. Will Uni be able to overcome this terrifying opponent? Or will the universe start anew?

• The fate of existence itself hangs in the balance!
• buckle up

This is one story you won't want to miss!

Swallowed in the Degree Desert: Finding My Path

The academia/jungle/maze of higher education/learning/qualification can be a daunting experience/journey/obstacle course. I felt/knew/realized myself spiraling/lost/drowning in a Quick link sea of options/choices/possibilities, each degree promising a bright/secure/successful future. But with every application/enrollment/registration, I felt further/more lost/increasingly confused. Was this the right path/direction/course? Was I even meant/destined/capable to navigate this desert/landscape/terrain at all?

I began/started/embarked on a quest/journey/exploration to discover/unearth/uncover my true calling/passion/purpose. I spoke/listened/engaged with professionals/mentors/guides in various fields/sectors/industries, pondering/reflecting/analyzing their experiences/stories/perspectives. The answers/solutions/clarity didn't come easily. They unfolded/emerged/revealed themselves slowly, like threads/clues/signposts in a complex/intricate/winding puzzle/narrative/tapestry.

Is This "Adulting"?The Existential Crisis of Choosing a Major

Standing here, staring at a mountain/forest/ocean of potential majors, I can't help but feel like I'm standing on the precipice/walking blindfolded/lost in a maze. Is this what they mean by "adulting"? Figuring out life goals feels less like a leap of faith and more like jumping off a cliff with a parachute that might or might not work/spinning a wheel of fortune/flipping a coin.

There are so many options, each promising adventure/knowledge/financial security, but how do I choose the one that's destined for me? The pressure is intense/overwhelming/suffocating. What if I pick the wrong major? What if I waste time/miss out on something amazing/regret my decision forever?

Maybe it's just a mid-life crisis disguised as a college dilemma, but this feels less like an exciting adventure and more like an existential crisis/struggle/headache.

I'm So Lost, I Don't Even Know Where to Begin

It's like a giant wall is blocking my path. I feel totally trapped. Every time I try to visualize myself years from now, I just see blankness. I'm overwhelmed and I don't know how to get on track. Maybe there's something wrong with me?

• Should I just give up?
• Maybe I need to talk to someone

That Big Next Step

So, you've survived high school. Congratulations! ???? Now comes the big question: what's next. That choice can be seriously daunting. You're bombarded with possibilities: college, gap year, specialized training, or maybe something totally unique. It feels like everyone has it figured out, but honestly? No one really knows what they're doing.

Take a deep breath. This isn't a race. There's no right answer. The key is to figure out what deeply matters to you. What are your goals? What kind of life do you want to create? Once you have a better understanding of that, the rest will start to fall into place.

• Take your time
• Talk to people
• You got this!

Predicting the Unpredictable: Navigating the Unknown at Uni

Starting university seems like a huge leap into the deep end. You're ditching the familiar routine of high school and jumping headfirst into a world of new experiences. Suddenly, there are tons of decisions to make, about what you want to major in to how you're going to handle the workload and forge your place in this entirely different environment.

It can all feel a bit scary. You might find yourself asking what the future holds, if you're going to succeed, and if you even know where you're heading.

• Don't worry! It's all part of the adventure.
• Embrace the uncertainty.
• Find connections with people. They'll be your rock through it all.
• Be open to unexpected situations.

This is your chance to discover, to evolve both personally and academically. Remember, you're not alone in feeling out of sorts. Embrace the unknown, and before you know it, you'll be navigating this future like a pro.